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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:14

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
They put up a sign reading
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do Trump supporters like Andrew and Tristan Tate?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.